hazel-grace-lancaster:

so my history teacher is a really cool guy but he’s also one of those teachers who, upon being asked “can i go to the bathroom?” goes “i don’t know, *can* you?” and he did it to a girl and she goes “WHAT ARE YOU PREPARING FOR? YOU REALIZE THAT AFTER HIGH SCHOOL I WILL NEVER NEED TO ASK PERMISSION TO USE THE BATHROOM AGAIN, AND THE DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF CAN SAYS ‘BE PERMITTED TO’” 

slimydad:

i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone youve never met or touched” shut up you dont know how to open new tabs in your internet browser

"Old crusty ass adults" pfffthahaha

alexandersattler:

7. 23 .14
There’s this sidewalk in Chattanooga, TN that teaches you how to Mambo.
It’s got copper plated shoe prints that show you where to put your feet and everything.
I was pretty terrible to say the least but now I can sort of say that i’ve danced in the street with a beautiful girl.

alexandersattler:

7. 23 .14

There’s this sidewalk in Chattanooga, TN that teaches you how to Mambo.

It’s got copper plated shoe prints that show you where to put your feet and everything.

I was pretty terrible to say the least but now I can sort of say that i’ve danced in the street with a beautiful girl.